Act I, Scene V and Prologue: Cro Magnon/Neanderthals
Prologue
Two households,both have same lifestyle
In the city of verona, the city where our play starts off in,
From old lies to new broken promises,
Decent blood now make descents guilty,
From both parents of each family, A pair of star crossed lovers
will kill themselves for each other, whose sad story forces
their parents to put away their hatred towards each other,
The sad story of the couples fated love and the madness
between the parents rage, Which is only put away because of
their kids death, This tragic play will now be yours for 2 hours
and if you shall stay for the end, we shall fil every second with
enjoyment.
PETER
Where Potpan? Why he no helping us clear table? He should be moving and scraping plates!
FIRST SERVINGMAN
When we man have all good manners and do bad , things are really bad.
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PETER
Stool away,move boards, plates too.
Good friend, You! you save piece of meat for I. b You really love me then have porter allow Susan Grindstone & nell. Antony and Potpan!!
SECOND SERVINGMAN
Uggg...man.. me ready!
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PETER
You….looked for wanted for, for me
asked and soughted, in chamber….
FIRST SERVINGMAN
We no can be here and there at same time. Be happy, mans. Be really fast and one who live longest take everything.
Exit PETER and SERVINGMEN
Enter CAPULET with CAPULET'S COUSIN,TYBALT, LADY CAPULET, JULIET, and others of the house, meeting ROMEO, BENVOLIO,MERCUTIO, and other GUESTS and MASKERS
CAPULET
Welcome Gentle...Men!
Ladies with toe
ha...ha….me ladies
which one of you would deny not dance, She who is dainty, now has corns
does I come close to homee,
Come Menn, I seen day when i’d
had mask on face, and tell a special
lady a quiet tale in ear, Gone…., Gone….
Time….Gone…, You men arr welcome
Music play, players PLAY!! Hall,. Hall,.
Give Room… Foot it…..Girllss
Light needed, you cowards
move tables or I flip them,
Is Hot, Is Hot, Quench Fire
Ahhh my mann, Fun is gooder
when unexpected, Sit, Sit, me
you to old to dunce, How long sense us wore mask to party
CAPULET'S COUSIN
Swear to I, it be thirty years.
CAPULET
man? Not long, Not long. Since Lucentio’s wedding. Years must’v flew by as fast as
twenty five years without masks
CAPULET'S COUSIN
It be longer, it be longer. Son of Lucentio’s is old than, sirrr. He be thirty old now.
CAPULET
You tell me? Son of his was minnorr 2 years go
ROMEO
(to a SERVINGMAN) Who the girl on arm of lucky knight o’r there?
SERVINGMAN
I no know, sir.
ROMEO
Ooo, she shows torche how to burn bright! She stand against darkness like a white earring hanging by cheek of African. Beauty of hers too good for world; she too beautiful to die and be buried. She outshines other women like blank dove in the middle of a flock of crows. When this dance over, I’ll see where she stands, and I’ll touch her hand with my rough and ugly one. My heart never love one before this moment? My eyes arr liars, then, because I never saw true beauty before tonight.
TYBALT
I tell by voice that man is Montague. (to his PAGE) Get me spear, boy.—What, peasant dare to come with face covered by mask to sneer at and scorn our feast? Now, by honor of our family, I do not consider it crime to kill him.
CAPULET
Y,what goes on nephew? Why you be so furious?
TYBALT
Uncle, man is Neanderthal— Meanie!! He a scoundrel who here out of spite to mock party.
CAPULET
It young Romeo?
TYBALT
Yes, villain Romeo!
CAPULET
Calm down, cousin. Leave him a...lone. He carrie self like goooodd gentleman, and, the truth, he has reputation throughout entire europe dat he a virtuous and wellman. I would never insult guest in me own cave for every piece of meat in forest. Calm. Ignore him. That I want, and if you care for me wishes, you shalll look nice an not frown cause that no way you should behave at a feast.
TYBALT
It da right way to be when villain like him showd up. I wont s
CAPULET
You tolerate him. What, little man? I
There be chaos! It be your fault, you be rabble-rouser
TYBALT
Uncle,ahh we be embaaarssed tho
CAPULET
Go,go, lil boy you insolent. How it is, really? You stupidity shall come bite o. I know what I’ll do. You contradict me, do you? I teach you lesson. (to the GUESTS) done, guests! (to TYBALT) You animal, away! Mouth shut, or (to SERVINGMEN) light, more light! (to TYBALT) You be shamed. ’ll shut you (to guest) havv fun, nice friends!
TYBALT
combination forced patience and pure rage make me body fall. I leave,````````but Romeo prank, which seem sweet now, but turn bitter later.
ROMEO
(taking JULIET’s hand) You hand iss like holy place that. me. hand.. is unworthy tooo visit. If offended by touch of me hand, me lips stand like blushing pilgrims, ready make thing better with kiss.
JULIET
Good pilgrim, you give your hand enough credit. By holdin me hand you polite devotion. After all, pilgrims touch hand of statues of saints. Hold one palm against another is like kiss.
ROMEO
Saint nd pilgrims have lip, No?
JULIET
pilgrim, Yes—lips use to pray
ROMEO
Then, let lip doo what hand doo. pray to kiss me. Grant me prayer so me faith don’t turn despair.
JULIET
Saint.don’t.move.,even.when.grant.prayer.
ROMEO
Then.no.move.while.me.act.out.prayer.
Now.me.sin.has.been.taken.from.me.lip.by.yours.
JULIET
Then.me.lip.now.have.sin.took.from.yours?
ROMEO
Sin from lips? You encourage crime with sweetness. Give me sin back.
JULIET
boy,kis like told
Nurse
Madam, your mother craves word with you.
ROMEO
Who her mother?
Nurse
Marry, bachelor,
Her mother is lady of house,
And good lady, and wise and virtuous
Me nursed her daughter, that talk'd withal;
I tell, he that lay hold of her
Shall have chinks.
ROMEO
Is she Capulet?
O dear account! me life is me foe debt.
BENVOLIO
Away, begone; sport is at best.
ROMEO
Ay, so fear; the more my unrest.
CAPULET
Nay, gentlemen, prepare not be gone;
We have trifle foolish banquet towards.
It e'en so? why, then, I thank all
I thank all, honest gentlemen; good night ,More light here! Come on, lets bed.
Ah, sirrah, by my fay, it waxes late:
I rest.
Exeunt all but JULIET and Nurse
JULIET
Come hither, nurse. What yond gentleman?
Nurse
Son and heir old Tiberio.
JULIET
What's he that now go out door?
Nurse
Marry, that, I think, be young Petrucio.
JULIET
What's he that follows there, that would not dance?
Nurse
I know not.
JULIET
Go ask name: if he be married.
My grave like be my wedding bed.
Nurse
His name Romeo, and Montague;
Only son of great enemy.
JULIET
Me love sprung from only hate!
Too early seen unknown, and known too late!
Prodigious birth of love it me,
That I must love a loathed enemy.
Nurse
What this? what this?
JULIET
Rhyme I learn'd even now
Of one me danced withal.
One call 'Juliet.'
Nurse
Anon, anon!
Come, away; strangers all gone.
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Act 1jkjlkj
Two households,both have same lifestyle
In the city of verona, the city where our play starts off in,
From old lies to new broken promises,
Decent blood now make descents guilty,
From both parents of each family, A pair of star crossed lovers
will kill themselves for each other, whose sad story forces
their parents to put away their hatred towards each other,
The sad story of the couples fated love and the madness
between the parents rage, Which is only put away because of
their kids death, This tragic play will now be yours for 2 hours
and if you shall stay for the end, we shall fil every second with
enjoyment.
PETER
Where Potpan? Why he no helping us clear table? He should be moving and scraping plates!
FIRST SERVINGMAN
When we man have all good manners and do bad , things are really bad.
5
PETER
Stool away,move boards, plates too.
Good friend, You! you save piece of meat for I. b You really love me then have porter allow Susan Grindstone & nell. Antony and Potpan!!
SECOND SERVINGMAN
Uggg...man.. me ready!
10
PETER
You….looked for wanted for, for me
asked and soughted, in chamber….
FIRST SERVINGMAN
We no can be here and there at same time. Be happy, mans. Be really fast and one who live longest take everything.
Exit PETER and SERVINGMEN
Enter CAPULET with CAPULET'S COUSIN,TYBALT, LADY CAPULET, JULIET, and others of the house, meeting ROMEO, BENVOLIO,MERCUTIO, and other GUESTS and MASKERS
CAPULET
Welcome Gentle...Men!
Ladies with toe
ha...ha….me ladies
which one of you would deny not dance, She who is dainty, now has corns
does I come close to homee,
Come Menn, I seen day when i’d
had mask on face, and tell a special
lady a quiet tale in ear, Gone…., Gone….
Time….Gone…, You men arr welcome
Music play, players PLAY!! Hall,. Hall,.
Give Room… Foot it…..Girllss
Light needed, you cowards
move tables or I flip them,
Is Hot, Is Hot, Quench Fire
Ahhh my mann, Fun is gooder
when unexpected, Sit, Sit, me
you to old to dunce, How long sense us wore mask to party
CAPULET'S COUSIN
Swear to I, it be thirty years.
CAPULET
man? Not long, Not long. Since Lucentio’s wedding. Years must’v flew by as fast as
twenty five years without masks
CAPULET'S COUSIN
It be longer, it be longer. Son of Lucentio’s is old than, sirrr. He be thirty old now.
CAPULET
You tell me? Son of his was minnorr 2 years go
ROMEO
(to a SERVINGMAN) Who the girl on arm of lucky knight o’r there?
SERVINGMAN
I no know, sir.
ROMEO
Ooo, she shows torche how to burn bright! She stand against darkness like a white earring hanging by cheek of African. Beauty of hers too good for world; she too beautiful to die and be buried. She outshines other women like blank dove in the middle of a flock of crows. When this dance over, I’ll see where she stands, and I’ll touch her hand with my rough and ugly one. My heart never love one before this moment? My eyes arr liars, then, because I never saw true beauty before tonight.
TYBALT
I tell by voice that man is Montague. (to his PAGE) Get me spear, boy.—What, peasant dare to come with face covered by mask to sneer at and scorn our feast? Now, by honor of our family, I do not consider it crime to kill him.
CAPULET
Y,what goes on nephew? Why you be so furious?
TYBALT
Uncle, man is Neanderthal— Meanie!! He a scoundrel who here out of spite to mock party.
CAPULET
It young Romeo?
TYBALT
Yes, villain Romeo!
CAPULET
Calm down, cousin. Leave him a...lone. He carrie self like goooodd gentleman, and, the truth, he has reputation throughout entire europe dat he a virtuous and wellman. I would never insult guest in me own cave for every piece of meat in forest. Calm. Ignore him. That I want, and if you care for me wishes, you shalll look nice an not frown cause that no way you should behave at a feast.
TYBALT
It da right way to be when villain like him showd up. I wont s
CAPULET
You tolerate him. What, little man? I
There be chaos! It be your fault, you be rabble-rouser
TYBALT
Uncle,ahh we be embaaarssed tho
CAPULET
Go,go, lil boy you insolent. How it is, really? You stupidity shall come bite o. I know what I’ll do. You contradict me, do you? I teach you lesson. (to the GUESTS) done, guests! (to TYBALT) You animal, away! Mouth shut, or (to SERVINGMEN) light, more light! (to TYBALT) You be shamed. ’ll shut you (to guest) havv fun, nice friends!
TYBALT
combination forced patience and pure rage make me body fall. I leave,````````but Romeo prank, which seem sweet now, but turn bitter later.
ROMEO
(taking JULIET’s hand) You hand iss like holy place that. me. hand.. is unworthy tooo visit. If offended by touch of me hand, me lips stand like blushing pilgrims, ready make thing better with kiss.
JULIET
Good pilgrim, you give your hand enough credit. By holdin me hand you polite devotion. After all, pilgrims touch hand of statues of saints. Hold one palm against another is like kiss.
ROMEO
Saint nd pilgrims have lip, No?
JULIET
pilgrim, Yes—lips use to pray
ROMEO
Then, let lip doo what hand doo. pray to kiss me. Grant me prayer so me faith don’t turn despair.
JULIET
Saint.don’t.move.,even.when.grant.prayer.
ROMEO
Then.no.move.while.me.act.out.prayer.
Now.me.sin.has.been.taken.from.me.lip.by.yours.
JULIET
Then.me.lip.now.have.sin.took.from.yours?
ROMEO
Sin from lips? You encourage crime with sweetness. Give me sin back.
JULIET
boy,kis like told
Nurse
Madam, your mother craves word with you.
ROMEO
Who her mother?
Nurse
Marry, bachelor,
Her mother is lady of house,
And good lady, and wise and virtuous
Me nursed her daughter, that talk'd withal;
I tell, he that lay hold of her
Shall have chinks.
ROMEO
Is she Capulet?
O dear account! me life is me foe debt.
BENVOLIO
Away, begone; sport is at best.
ROMEO
Ay, so fear; the more my unrest.
CAPULET
Nay, gentlemen, prepare not be gone;
We have trifle foolish banquet towards.
It e'en so? why, then, I thank all
I thank all, honest gentlemen; good night ,More light here! Come on, lets bed.
Ah, sirrah, by my fay, it waxes late:
I rest.
Exeunt all but JULIET and Nurse
JULIET
Come hither, nurse. What yond gentleman?
Nurse
Son and heir old Tiberio.
JULIET
What's he that now go out door?
Nurse
Marry, that, I think, be young Petrucio.
JULIET
What's he that follows there, that would not dance?
Nurse
I know not.
JULIET
Go ask name: if he be married.
My grave like be my wedding bed.
Nurse
His name Romeo, and Montague;
Only son of great enemy.
JULIET
Me love sprung from only hate!
Too early seen unknown, and known too late!
Prodigious birth of love it me,
That I must love a loathed enemy.
Nurse
What this? what this?
JULIET
Rhyme I learn'd even now
Of one me danced withal.
One call 'Juliet.'
Nurse
Anon, anon!
Come, away; strangers all gone.
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